Saturday, April 08, 2006

For Whom the Bell Hanger Tolls

If you look through old City Directories, you'll see advertising for occupations that no longer exist, and businesses that have morphed into some new fangled vocation. The following ads come from Portland City Directories between 1869 and 1891.

This ad leads one to believe that people must have been really into pickles.


Nitrous Oxide is this dentist's main marketing tool.


No longer are the terms "eating house" or "refreshment saloon" in everyday language.


This one I find the most fascinating. Does the occupation of Bell Hanger still exist? I love that Currier invented his own bell system for hotels. And he also installs speaking tubes? Fantastic!

Friday, April 07, 2006

Vote on Horror Movie Poster!

Vote on which of three excellent poster designs Maine film company Emptyhouse Films should use for the release of their new film, "I'm Sorry."


It was really difficult for me to make a decision. Current results of poll are shown after you register your choice (no peer pressure here!): http://emptyhouse.sabatos.net/sorry-art.php

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Library Mischief Maker

In recent months, there has been strange and foolish shelf activity at the Portland Public Library's Burbank branch, by Deering High School on Stevens Avenue. Some disturbed soul has been going into the branch on a regular basis, and taking the time to rearrange books around each given room in a mania of misshelving. This is taking library staff hours of manpower to keep up with. Books are taken a few at a time from various points around the room and systematically reshelved in random spots elsewhere in the room, creating a patchwork of out-of-whack reference material.

More recently, destructive urges have arisen, and mischief is turning to outright vandalism and defacement of property. DVDs are taken from their cases and stowed naked behind upper shelves, out of sight and vulnerable to destruction by scratching from movement of the books on the shelves they are hidden behind. Spines of books have been intentionally destroyed. A whole shelf of Shakespeare was reinserted throughout the entirety of the non-fiction room. What started as whimsical seems to be turning pathological.

Burbank is the city's busiest branch, though not its largest by far. Staff are kept busy at the front desk, and are only able to make cursory patrols throughout the facility, which the bandit is taking full advantage of.

If you are in Burbank and happen to see someone making haste with making waste of the shelf order, please note their description and tell your librarian!

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Giant Eels in Thomaston?


Well, back on Tuesday (April 4), someone from Colorado found the Strange Maine page by typing in the following query on Google:
giant eels thomaston maine

Interesting, no? It could mean one of a variety of things. Either:
1. Someone has heard rumors of giant eels in Thomaston (if you have, I'd love to hear about it), or
2. Someone wants to buy giant eels to go fishing in Thomaston with them as bait,
3. Or other strange reason.

Wild theories welcome.

According to the Comprehensive Plan of the town of Thomaston, "the rivers and streams in town are very important for such species as alewives, striped bass, and eels." Said eels being the common American Eel or close relatives (I'm guessing), not necessarily giant eels, I'm sure. According to the Spring 2004 issue of the Maine Department of Marine Resources' "Recreational Saltwater Fishing Newsletter,"
American Eel - a person may fish for or take for personal use up to 50 per day from the coastal waters of the state by spear gun, harpoon, trap, or hook and
line and may possess and transport the eels that person has taken. It is unlawful to fish for, take, possess or transport more than 50 eels per person per day.
While many folks find eels quite ishy, and would no doubt welcome any industry that would take them out of the running for things-one-might-find-around-one's-ankles-when-wading, eels are not without friends. Please take a gander at this nifty site that really brings home the plight of the American Eel, threatened in Maine and elsewhere by turbines and other industrial encroachement of waterways: http://www.glooskapandthefrog.org/eel%20challenge.htm

The Eel Liberation effort by the so-called Eel Huggers (eee! slippery!) stepped up its activities recently in January as hearings about the eels' plight appeared on the schedule of the Maine Board of Environmental Protection, according to the Penobscot Bay Blog. There is also a fantastic photo gallery which allows you to follow baby eels in their attempts at migration over dams and more.

According to the petition filed under the Endangered Species Act, we seem to overlook the history contained in eels. They live long lives, when not interrupted:
American eel are among the longest-living animals in North America and one of longest-living fishes of North America. Female American eel in northern latitudes reach ages of 20-50 years old before their sole spawning migration to the Sargasso Sea. A record exists of an American eel living 88 years in captivity (Gail Wippelhauser, Maine Department of Marine Resources, personal communication to Douglas Watts, 1996).
The Maine fact sheet for them is short and sweet, and gives us a good idea of how big they get normally -- males never seem to get much past two feet, but the ladies grow up to 6 feet in length (just more of them to cuddle, folks)! So how big is "giant," anyways???

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Maine Horror Film News!

Here is the latest news from Maine's own Emptyhouse Films, courtesy of Andy Davis:

PRESS RELEASE
www.emptyhousefilm.com
For Immediate Use
For more information:
Contact -- Andy Davis, emptyhousefilm(AT)gmail.com

Motion Media/Emptyhouse Film unleash interactive games and the
official trailer for horror film I'M SORRY.
www.emptyhousefilm.com just turned a brand new leaf -- an interactive leaf, if you will. With the inception of the new website for their horror film I'M SORRY, the team of Motion Media and Emptyhouse Film invite you to try out interactive flash based games based on characters from I'M SORRY, as well as vote on the official poster art and view the official movie trailer for I'M SORRY.

"We have been heading towards this for a long time now. After jumping leaps and bounds in the corporate training world, we just felt we had to up the ante," said Motion Media President Olin Smith.

In addition to the interactive games, poster contest and trailer, a new forum is now open to the public and future additions will include a 30 minute "behind the scenes" featurette, as well as a downloadable video featuring world famous cryptozoologist Loren Coleman discussing the argument of "mind vs. haunting."

"I'M SORRY is our second full length feature and our first real horror film in awhile, we wanted to really come back with everything we had in us, to really put our creative juices to work…and I think with I'M SORRY, we really did that." Said writer/director Andy Davis.

I'M SORRY asks the questions "What is paranormal and what is just abnormal?" Both Davis and Olin Smith (MUD), the film's producer/cinematographer had previously worked on several paranormal "ghost hunting" shows and knew they wanted to incorporate one of the most important factors in any case they studied…the capabilities of the human mind.

Filming in a stone mansion that was built in 1907 certainly set the stage for this gothic thriller. "I'm scared just looking at some of the dailies, seeing the emotion drip off of Nanette, it's freaky stuff." said producer/cinematographer Smith.

"Going into this, we were certainly inspired by films like THE SHINING, THE CHANGELING and REPULSION, among others, we set out to make a film about one woman's insanity living in a spooky old house by herself and from looking at the final cut of the film, we did not fail to deliver the goods," said Davis.

As well as being busy with I'M SORRY, Motion Media and Emptyhouse film are getting positive feedback from their first feature MUD. "It's really been a wild ride, we've gotten such great feedback from most everyone who watches it…they just relate to it in so many ways," said producer/cinematographer Smith.

More information on I'M SORRY and MUD can be found at www.emptyhousefilm.com.

Emptyhouse Film, a film production company based in Porter, Maine, and Boston, is owned by Andy Davis and Scott Morabito. Their credits include MUD, TV Nation (Best Music Video, Best of Show AIP Video Awards), Mechanazoid (*** -Film Threat Magazine, The Pumpkin Man, The Dark, Beneath the Frost Line (Commended – Festival of Fantastic Film, England).

www.emptyhousefilm.com Motion Media Film & Video is a full service video/web production company in Portland, Maine, owned by Olin Smith. Credits for Smith, a
media producer for over 20 years, include Miramax Films, The Discovery Channel, MTV, VH1, The History Channel, and Extreme Makeover Home Edition. www.motionmediafilmandvideo.com

Ghost Town Ahoy!


Way back in the early days of Strange Maine, in November 2005, I posted about one of Maine's more unique ghost towns, Flagstaff. I just picked up Fessenden S. Blanchard's Ghost Towns of New England (1960), and it has a whole chapter on the subject, so expect to see more on the underwater town soon.

Meanwhile, I leave you with a couple of quotes from the town's survivors, from Blanchard's text:
"I didn't mind so much having to give up our home," said one of the flooded-out inhabitants. "What I did not like was having to move the bodies of my father and mother to another graveyard."

"We were one happy family and now we're scattered all over the place," another former citizen of Flagstaff mourned. "Did someone tell you about Captain Wing's idea of a Noah's Ark, so that we could all still be together?"
Photo of Flagstaff Village from the Maine State Archives.

Monday, April 03, 2006

NEWS: USM Bomb Threat

Well, I just went over to get a coffee and see if I could wrest my mom away from her work (she's an advisor), and found all of USM is closed due to a bomb threat.

Only really strange in that being a university, most of its students are paying for their education (unlike high school students), and thereby bomb scares are few and far between, since pranksters are for the most part eliminated from the equation (my modest guess on the matter).

UPDATE:
Scooted over with a camera and got some on-the-spot shots. Signs on the doors at the Campus Center are shown, and on the Health Services door (slightly more stern). Also a gaggle of news reporters are collected in front of the Police and Safety offices, spotted as I departed. Other signs, on the doors leading to the bookstore, stated the building was only closed "until 4pm", as though the bomb scare goes away after a certain hour. Hmmm.

Seen strangeness lately?


If you are a witness to any of the denizens of the crytozoological world (Bigfoot, sea serpents, lake monsters, mystery big cats, and so on), and have drawn a version of what you saw, Loren Coleman would like to speak to you about showing your eyewitness depiction in the “Cryptozoology: Out of Time Space Scale” exhibition. This wide-ranging show will start at Bates College’s Museum of Art, showing from June 24 to October 7, 2006, following which it will travel to the Kansas City Art Institute, showing there from late October to December 2006.

If you are interested, please see Mr. Coleman's article on his website here:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/cz-drawings/

Sunday, April 02, 2006

April Fool's?

Well, listen, I have to say I totally blew it. I could have posted something REALLY crazy for April Fool's day and I didn't. I just totally spaced it. And the Llama Hunting story doesn't really count, because I sure as heck didn't come up with the idea.

If I had been thinking, I would have hung onto the story about vengeful Colonial-era spirits in Back Bay by Bob Bergeron of the Banner (the Portland Banner, that is -- ohhh but the "Portland" part would have ruined all my alliteration!). So now would be a good time for all of you to read it again (pretending, of course, that you read it the first time I posted this little masterpiece).

At any rate, I promise that for April Fool's 2007, we will have a bang-up good time.

Cheers,
Michelle

Suspicious about News

The Windham Independent reported the following in its "Scanner" section (March 16, 2006 issue, pg. 7):
March 6, 2:45am -- A suspicious vehicle was reported along Windham Center Road near St. Anne's Episcopal Church. Officer Edward Dubie investigated to find the subject was delivering newspapers.
Yes, we are very suspicious about bearers of news these days, aren't we?

P.S. I wonder what the caller was doing up at 2:45 in the morning?

Friday, March 31, 2006

Beware the Feral Llama

At the insistence of the powers-that-be (a.k.a. Michelle), I must report that llamas have overrun the White Mountain National Forest in Western Maine, and are crowding out the whitetail deer. As this week's Bethel Citizen explains under the sub-heading "Just give me Jack Daniels whiskey and something to shoot," the U.S. Forest Service has authorized a hunting season for the animals.
Most of the details of the hunt have now been worked out and are expected to be announced at Saturday’s press conference.

But two key questions are still the focus of hot debate: How many permits will be issued? And how long will the hunt last?

Local biologists had recommended that no more than 100 permits be granted and the hunt limited to the first week in November.

[snip]

But 100 permits were far too few to sate the feeding frenzy that ensued — soon the proposed number of permits for, and days in, the hunt were ballooning faster than the federal budget deficit.

At this point, insiders’ best guesses are that on Saturday the Forest Service will announce a plan to issue 1,000 permits, for a hunt that will last from Halloween to the Saturday after Thanksgiving.

And because the National Forest is regarded as a national resource, awarding of all permits will be handled from Washington. There will be no local allocation.
If indeed this is the "call of the wild llama," even the most ardent PETA member should support the extermination of the species.

Spud-ugly Rampage

Chris D. reports over on All Things Maine that there was a potato-peeling fracas in Augusta on Sunday (March 26).

According to WMTW.com, the events happened something like this:
Officers were called to the Eastern Avenue home at about 9 a.m. When they arrived, they said a man confronted them, wielding the deadly spud-skinner.

Apparently realizing that he was no match for the police, the man dropped the peeler and ran into a nearby apartment. Police said he then came out, this time holding a knife.
Tasers were used to subdue the fellow. Too bad he didn't have any potatoes on hand, they could have tried the tasers on them and gotten some fries out of the deal.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Aaargh, So Strange.... Brain Hurts!!!

In the spirit of that which is strange, I give you these.... (click for larger photos)

This is part of a mural at a church in South Portland. It is the most disturbing Jesus I have ever seen. I'm afraid to comtemplate what the artist may have done next, as I suspect it was a fun house in which you walk into Jesus's dark, spooky open mouth.

Please to view pretty boat, lovely lady. Spray painted anger on it's underside and a bicycle chained to it's ladder are the main attractions. It's hip, it's now, everyone wants one.

And last, but certainly not least, a massive bull dwarfing the pickup truck that it sits in. If only every street had one, the world would be a much more joyous and confusing place.
Giant Bull on a Truck

Frost Heave Hell

Speaking of frost heaves...

The Lewiston Sun Journal reported that a truck carrying chicken manure ran off Route 219 in Turner after it hit a particularly nasty frost heave last Wednesday (March 22), causing "something in the truck's front end to let go." Driven by Darren Gile of Livermore Falls, the truck made friendly with a utility pole, the wide free air 20 feet above the ground, and two trees before coming to rest on its driver's side.

"I had a death grip on the steering wheel," he said. "All I could do was hang on and pray to God. I'm lucky I'm alive."

As Gile so plainly put it, "That road is horrible. It's all frost heaves up through there."

The Sun Journal is careful to report that Gile "later crawled back into the wrecked cab to retrieve his glasses," no doubt through the windshield he had escaped through earlier to crawl up the embankment and call for help. His truckload of manure had been thrown 100 feet wide of the truck in the crash, causing a DEP cleanup the following day to ensure no contamination of local wells and groundwater could occur. He was kind enough to go home and take a shower before going to the hospital for x-rays, which I'm sure made the staff very happy (this man has foresight!). His leg did not turn out to be broken.

My roommate Salli was up in Union this past Sunday and took a fun drive on the backroads around Winthrop with the effect being something like a rollercoaster ride because of more frost heaves. Hang on to your hats!

Photo by Michael Eric Bérubé of anothermaine.blogspot.com.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Mystery White Critter

On Maine Nature News, the following intriguing entry was posted:
Monday, March 13. Poland (Map 5) I thought my cat had tangled with a skunk. But the smell was not really strong. I found a dead critter in our drive. At first I first thought it was an albino squirrel. But upon closer inspection it seemed more like a ferret: all white except black tail, pink nose, black eyes. A friend told me to check out the web and I found you. My February 22 journal seems to match. Can you offer any photos or sites for info. G.
Elsewhere online, on ctfisherman.com, I found the following description, posted by fishy1 (Member # 1139) on April 23, 2005:

In the same area of Maine, had a weasel in winter, Ermine, jump up on a log and look at me. Beautiful creature, black eyes and black tip on the tail, and pure white fur.

An earlier post on Maine Nature News from 20032 mentions another sighting:
Tuesday, January 21, 12:25 pm. Orono (Map 23) While cross-country skiing in the University of Maine's forest I observed an ermine cross the trail in front of me. Except for pictures I've never seen an ermine before but knew immediately that this small weasel with a white coat and black tipped tail was an ermine in its winter coloration. The coat was not pure white but more of an ivory color as it contrasted a bit with the snow. It was about 20 feet in front of me when it darted across the trail. On the opposite side of the trail it paused and stood up on its hind legs. At this point I noted it had something dark in its mouth that was about the size of a walnut. M.M.L.
The ermine, otherwise known as the short-tailed weasel or stoat, is a special favorite of William T. Stands, who has an excellent account of them on his page, where he requests any sightings or stories about the critters be sent to him (address given on page).

The ermine, according to the Maine Mammal Information Table, is small, with short brown fur (white in winter), and a black tipped tail year round. Its size averages about 7 to 13 inches long, it stands 2 to 3 inches tall, and it weighs from 1 to 6 ounces in weight. It is found lolloping around in brushland, open fields, and wetlands, where it hunts for mice mainly, but also shrews, baby rabbits and birds. Predominantly nocturnal, the ermine is also a tree climber, and investigates holes when hunting. It births from 4 to 9 babies in its litter sometime between May and June each year.

And it is very cute.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Noisy Couplings Disturb Me

A rare opinionated piece from your editor. Be forewarned!!!

According to the Portland Forecaster's March 15, 2006 issue, some Danforth Street residents are making noise about rowdy train couplings at the Merrill Marine Terminal. However, out of 250 interested parties that were mailed notices of a meeting to discuss the alleged problem, only two people showed up (though a few wrote letters to the city). The Forecaster quotes Mary Elizabeth Duggan as saying "The coupling sounds like it is happening right under our condos."

"We are moving the commerce of the state of Maine," says David Fink, Jr., Guilford Rail Vice President. And he has a good point. Just because you bought an expensive condo to purchase a piece of Maine's seaside peace and quiet near a nice urban center here in Portland doesn't mean the world is going to stop around you. Perhaps someone forgot to tell folks that here in Portland we have a working waterfront. Something has to happen to allow goods and supplies to move from place to place so folks can have all their conveniences. We can't pack the machinery with cotton balls. It makes much more sense for the few people the noise is bothering to have a pair of earplugs handy.

According to the article, Guilford switches 25 to 100 cars nightly at the terminal. The rate and timing of the rail traffic is dependent on a wide range of factors, including the fact that "movement on the rail lines in Maine is affected by what happens at terminals throughout New England." We need to look at the larger picture here, folks.

I lived next to a railroad track once, not more than ten or twenty feet away, and quickly became used to the noise. It even went so far as to please me, because it reminded me of my connection to the greater world. Perhaps people should enjoy where they live a little more.

The influx of high-priced condos into the downtown Portland area is starting to sound a note of doom to many of us that live here on marginal (and all too normal) incomes. The idea of Portland becoming packaged and sanitized is a dire harbinger of a process that will, now that it has started, no doubt spread throughout the entirety of this unique state, and threaten its very soul.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls -- it tolls for thee.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The Professor's Pot

According to Haunted New England by Mary Bonte, back in 1801 Pond Island, Maine, was host to an early grifter, "The Professor" by name, who convinced local Harpswell men that he was perfectly able to turn dew into silver.
Dew was collected and taken out to Pond Island where it was put in a kettle and set on an outdoor fire. The pot boiled, the steam rose, and the silver failed to materialize. Claiming that the dew had been subject to deleterious handling, "The Professor" conducted a second experiment, this time surreptitiously slipping a handful of melted-down silver into the boiling pot. Finding the silver in the bottom of the kettle, the citizens were convinced that dew could indeed be turned to silver and they gladly paid a handsome fee to "The Professor," who promptly vanished very much like morning dew.
Harpswell isn't the only Maine town to fall for swindlers' stories. A goodly number of Portland businessmen in the 1800s lost substantial funds to another huxter in a gold hoax. More on this later.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Leatherface Living on MDI

I just blogged at All Things Maine about the latest project of director Gunnar Hansen—a short film about the Passamaquoddy tribe. You might remember Hansen from his first film role: Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Hansen was born in Iceland, but lived in Searsport for five years as a boy, moving with his family to Texas at age 11. He returned to live in Northeast Harbor in 1975, a year after Massacre's release.

In a 2004 AP story, he talked about how the kids at the local elementary school occasionally approach him with trepidation.
“The kids will stop and look at me, and then finally, one of them — the one kid who has a little courage — will come to me and say, ‘Oh, Mr. Hansen, were you in ‘Chainsaw Massacre?’ And I’ll say, ‘yes.’ And he’ll turn and yell out, ‘See, I told you so.’
Hansen said he never learned to use a chainsaw with confidence, even after moving back to Maine. He revels in the notoriety of his first screen role, and takes time away from his writing to appear at horror conventions. Best of all, he has a rear license plate holder that reads, "What Would Leatherface Do?"

Friday, March 24, 2006

Biddeford Pool Legends

According to Charles Skinner's Myths and Legends of Our Own Land (1896), the waters of Biddeford Pool were a good place to be at the very least once a year:
Biddeford Pool, Maine, was a miracle pond once a year, for whoso bathed there on the 26th of June would be restored to health if he were ill, because that day was the joint festival of Saints Anthelm and Maxentius.
Of course, like many of Skinner's folkloric asides, there is little online to back up this tale, beyond accounts of the saints whose names are attached to the date mentioned. Anthelm and Maxentius are not alone -- there are at least 16 saints, all told, who are remembered on that date.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Dr. Dove's Unicorn

Not generally famous for its scientific masterminds, Maine occasionally surprises the rest of the world with inventions and improvements seemingly from out of the blue (it's our little secret -- there are a lot of smartypants living here).

Back in May of 1936, Dr. W. Franklin Dove, a biologist at the University of Maine, published a journal article titled "Artificial Production of the Fabulous Unicorn" in the Scientific Monthly (Vol. 42, pgs 431-436). This article detailed his experiments in forming an artificially created unicorn. To accomplish this, he performed surgery on a day-old Ayrshire bull-calf, in which the calf's hornbuds were removed and reinserted in a single position at the center of the calf's forehead.

As The Skeptic reported, "Instead of the pair of curved horns typical of Ayrshires, this animal grew a single, very straight horn, curving slightly upwards at its tip. And, this horn was pale gray at its base and black at its tip. The similarity to the ancient descriptions of mythical Unicorns was uncanny." (Volume 14, No. 1, 1994)

The same Skeptic article mentions the possibility that this was the same technique used by African Dinkas and Karrirs on their cattle, and by the Nepalese, presumably to mark the leaders of their herds.

An interesting note on the results of this process on Dr. Dove's bull is reported at unicorngarden.com:
Dr Dove's Unicorn bull became the leader of its herd and was very rarely challenged by other males. Which is not altogether surprising if you think about it. When bulls charge each other the main aim (as with male deer) is to crack skulls until one or other can take no more. Charging towards an enemy who has a spike aimed right between your eyes is a different game altogether. So effective was the single horn that one almost wonders why evolution did not do Dr Dove's work for him. An interesting side effect of the experiment was the nature of the bull's temperament. Being secure in his strength led him to become unusually gentle and mild mannered, echoing what has so often been said of the true Unicorn's nature.

Who knew the unicorn and science could co-exist so peacefully, and in Maine of all places?


On February 7th, 1984, Timothy G. Zell (shown here in a recent portrait photo) patented a variation on this procedure, the details of which can be found here, where it won a Wacky Patent of the Month award. This commercialization of the process was instigated by Zell (a.k.a. "Otter" or "Oberon" G'Zell or Zell-Ravenheart, founder of the Church of All Worlds) and his wife Morning Glory. Source

For more on the Church, please click here. Pretty interesting stuff. The Church is gathered as a neo-pagan earth religion, taking inspiration from Heinlen's sci-fi classic, Stranger in a Strange Land. The Church's official site is located here. Quit your snickering over there, you!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

MAPLE MADNESS!!!

Just a reminder to any fellow maple maniacs out there -- SUNDAY, MARCH 26th is Maine Maple Syrup Sunday!!!

So empty your trunk, load your friends and/or family into the car, and visit one of Maine's many maple farms for demonstrations of maple syrup making, taste tests, and all sorts of other maple syrup shenanigans.

For a list of all the participating farms (and there are about a skazillion of them), go to http://www.mainefoodandfarms.com/visit/maine_maple_sunday.html where you can even search for farms within your county to make it easier to get there quicker. Mmmm... more time for maple! Gimme my pancake breakfast! Or even better, ployes...

Back in the fall of 2004 I discovered the decadent glories of Merrifield Farm's Smoked Maple Cheddar Cheese, at the Sugar House at the Cumberland County Fair (they're in Gorham). Then in the fall of 2005 I *really* lost my mind when I delved into the gooey wonderland of the Maple Whoopie Pie at the Oxford County Fair (or was it Fryeburg? It's all a blur!!!). Now I am a maple slave for life. There are little hard candy maple leafs in my bag at all times, and I live for the county fair season. Basically, for Michelle, a sugar house is kind of like a crack house. Mmm... sugar house...

Lake Monster in Maine

According to Charles M. Skinner's old folklore compendium, Myths and Legends of Our Own Land (1896), Sysladobsis Lake (known affectionately to some vacationers as "Dobsey") is home to a lake monster:
Sysladobosis (sic) Lake, in Maine, has a snake with a head like a dog's, but it is hardly worth mentioning because it is only eight feet long -- hardly longer than the name of the lake. More enterprise is shown across the border, for Skiff Lake, New Brunswick, has a similar snake thirty feet long.
Trails.com summarizes the neighborhood thusly, with no mention of monsters: "The loop comprised of Pocumcus, Junior, and Sysladobsis lakes in the heart of eastern Maine’s lake country offers one of the best extended quiet-water loop trips in the state, especially when one detours for a few days into Scraggly Lake. These lakes flow into the St. Croix River, which forms the southeastern border between Maine and New Brunswick. Because you can end up where you started, the trip requires just one car. But be aware that these are large lakes; under breezy conditions, large waves can build up quickly, making paddling difficult and, at times, quite dangerous."

The lake (consisting of an Upper and Lower lake) straddles the Washington and Penobscot counties. Personally, I find the name "Scraggly Lake" very alluring in a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree kind of way.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Sick of Heroin

The West End News reported in their latest issue that a prisoner in the process of being released from the Cumberland County Jail flubbed up his release in a remarkable fashion last week:
Portland police say that Nicholas Foley, 27, became sick at the Cumberland County Jail on March 12th and threw up 31 bags of heroin. Police also found nine bags of heroin hidden in Foley's cigarette pack. Foley was in the process of being relased from the jail after being involved in a dispute with another man over money. He was taken to the Maine Medical Center.
Wow, that's some homecooked dinner! Bleah...

I have different plans for getting myself into The West End News. More likely to involve skeletons and tombstones than heroin and barfing, thank you very much. Meanwhile, you all should really be using their website for some comments and discourse on what goes on around here! Really. Quit poking around on eBay for once and interact with some real human beings.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Secret Sacred Places in Portland

I found a remarkable little site online the other day when I was wandering around. Holy Places in Portland, Maine, lists a variety of sites around the city that Maine pagan Sarah Kate Istra Winter, also known as Oenochoe, has found in her travels. She is the author of the recent book KHARIS: Hellenic Polytheism Explored.

Sites she mentions range from the geographical (Western Cemetery, Deering Oaks) to the mundane objects we walk past every day, such as the lobsterman statue at the corner of Temple and Middle Street, or the old theater mask of Bacchus that sits quietly on the grass island in front of Bagelworks and Smoothie King on Temple Street.

It's funny, in all my years in Portland I never thought of this stuff in this way, but it's an interesting approach. Somehow I missed the fact that "not only can the Lobsterman be viewed as the spirit of Casco Bay as well as the guardian of our fishing industry, but his inherent numinous power seems to have been recognized independently by a variety of young people in Portland, as there is a widespread custom of leaving spare change as an offering in his cupped hand and making a wish." I never knew. Although I did leave him and the lobster an easter egg last year... I hope they liked it.

Another site I've walked past many a time is a hanging site on Congress Street:

Coming back on Vaughan St. towards intown, take a right down Congress St. A few blocks down you'll come to the Fire Station, and right in front there is a plaque commemorating a hanging. Hanging sites are sacred to the Norse god Odin, who was hung on a tree for nine days and nights to learn the secrets of the runes.


She is nice enough to provide a walking tour of the sites, with clear directions to each location. A really neat Portland resource for someone to have volunteered.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Skulls in Maine

Who knew that the University of Maine had its own Skulls society? The Maine Senior Skulls were founded almost a hundred years ago, on December 14, 1906. Do they have any relationship to the now infamous Yale secret society of Skull and Bones, founded long before in 1832? If they do, they haven't mentioned it in their brief history given on their website.

According to the website, with its membership culled from the select top 1 percent of UMaine seniors, the purpose of the Skulls is "to recognize dedicated service to The University of Maine, to promote campus spirit, to keep an eye on the fraternities, and to discipline freshmen."

Poor freshman! In fact, "in 1911, the Senior Skulls created the Sophomore Owls, whose purpose became the discipline of freshmen." They were apparently very dedicated in this pursuit.

A slightly different capsule history of the group is given here.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Specter Moose Haunts the Woods


In Curtis D. MacDougall's 1940 book, Hoaxes, one of the early chapters is called "Why We Don't Disbelieve." In that chapter, brief mention is made, under the heading of "recent additions to unnatural history, all of which received space on press association wires", of "a 'specter moose' reported to have appeared again in the woods of Maine after having previously been seen in 1901, 1917, and 1932."

Well, there's another item to add to my list of research treasure hunts in the old newspaper files...

Illustration: Bull Moose etching by Levon West, 1927.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

SMF - The Haunted Marsh

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later, and this seems an eminently fabulous note on which to start so... welcome to Strange Maine Fiction! From time to time we will present a piece of fiction that embodies some of the spirit of Strange Maine, and which is of a quality and type we think you will enjoy.

Our inaugural piece is by the Portland Banner's own Bob Bergeron, and is titled The Haunted Marsh. Set in the familiar Back Bay of Portland, Maine. This is the kind of stuff that legends are made of.

Click here to download a PDF of The Haunted Marsh.

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Swim in the Waters of the Giant Frog


In an article by Paul Bisulca, a Penobscot Tribe myth of the origins of the Penobscot River is discussed.

The people needed water, and it had mysteriously ceased to flow from a local stream. A person was chosen to follow the dry stream bed and find out what had happened. Coming to a great mountain in the streambed, he made camp for the night. With a great shake of the earth he was awakened the next morning, to find that the mountain was actually a giant greedy frog that was intent on keeping all the water for himself. The man sensibly returned to the village to confer with the elders, knowing full well there was little he could do by himself against such a mammoth foe.

The elders called upon the services of Klose-kur-beh (also known as Kluskap, I believe), "the first man on this land," and he agreed to help, seeing the suffering of the people without the stream's water to live on. He turned himself into a giant, and improvised a weapon by pulling a great pine tree out of the ground.

"Raising the tree in the air he slammed it down on the frog, which burst and spewed water in a thousand directions. As the water fell to the earth, it drained into the depression created by the uprooted pine tree and flowed powerfully from there. That is how the River came to be."

So the next time you go swimming in the Penobscot, remember you are swimming in giant frog juice.

The MORAL: Just because you are big and greedy and want everything for yourself, and are big enough to take it and not share, doesn't mean someone won't come along and pop you in the head with a tree to make something better out of you. If only a few corporations could learn that lesson the hard way, things might get a little bit better around here!!!

Photo (c)2006 by Michelle Souliere. Frog at Two Lights State Park, Cape Elizabeth, ME, August 2004

Thursday, March 09, 2006

The Ghost of Xavier Holmes

My roommate Salli recently mentioned a band's album to me which includes a song purported to be about a Maine shipwreck tale. The band is Icarus Witch, and the song is "The Ghost of Xavier Holmes" off their 2005 album "Capture the Magic." The band's site quotes the following information about their excitement about the song:

"...a second guest was brought in to ice the cake and fulfill their metal fantasies. Jason called his friend, Frank Aresti who had just returned from touring Europe with Fates Warning, & asked if he would contribute his one of a kind flare to their original song, "The Ghost Of Xavior Holmes." Once Frank got a hold of the track and delved into its murky themes of a haunted New England ship wreck, he was hooked & went above & beyond playing a solo to actually contribute several ideas to what has become one of the album's highlights."

In the album credits, "Lydia Carter (R.I.P.) at The Inn By The Sea, Portland, Maine" is listed under the Special Thanks section. At the head of the song's lyrics a quote is reproduced:

As he sailed into the shadows of darkness
He prayed to once again see the light of day
[July, 1807]

The song itself is an enjoyable listen for nautical heavy metal fans (har har), and an appreciable embracing of ghosts, Maine, and shipwrecks for the rest of you.

Here are the lyrics to the song, which is available in full as an MP3 on the Icarus Witch site:

The Ghost of Xavier Holmes
In the vessel's log a dying man had written;
"I've lost my captain & crew to a darkened and watery grave...
I'm so alone, trying to stay alive"
Xavior Holmes, fighting to survive
Heading out into the uncharted regions of the sea
"I'm so alone, eternally sailing into the night"
Xavior Holmes, now realizing he had died
Never to find his resting place near the Inn By The Sea
Among the crew, brave mariners and friends
With the passengers, the captain's wife, and a bride to be
Why is he the only one left, drifting forever on?
It seems like it's been midnight since the time of the storm
...since that storm
In the vessel's log the long dead man had written:
"What should have been a routine trip has cost the lives of sixteen"
Just off the coast of Richmond's Island the craft tipped on to one side
Xavior Holmes, never made it to Portland that night
Yet the Schooner Charles still sails on and out of sight...

The Inn By the Sea is in Cape Elizabeth, not Portland, though I can't imagine that (if it was in existence already in 1807) it was called "The Inn By the Sea" back then. Their website doesn't seem to have any information about the inn's history.
[UPDATE: Thanks to Rawni Kew -- there is indeed an account of the shipwreck on the inn's website, which you can read here.]

Searching "Xavier Holmes" online doesn't seem to bring up anything either, so that name may even be a fabrication. Not a big deal, just hard to research history without a real name to go on. So much for the song. Research of the historical event related in the song was a little more fruitful.

Icarus Witch aren't the first musicians to have a go at this tale of shipwreck. The "Town of Standish" from the History of Cumberland County, Maine (pages 372-378), as transcribed by Marilyn Leeland, recounts:


On the road leading from Standish Corner to the lake is the home of the poet Shaw, built in 1774, where the first settlement was made by Ebenezer Shaw. The ballads of Thomas Shaw, the son, were well-known along the coast of Maine for many years, and date back to the Revolutionary war. Conspicuous among his productions was the "Shipwreck of the Schooner Charles," on Richmond's Island, July 12, 1807. The ballad was headed by sixteen black coffins, to represent the number of victims, and surrounded with a heavy border.

It's well-known what attention getters coffin silhouettes are. It's a good thing there weren't dozens of deaths, eh? The printer would have run out of room.

Thomas Shaw is mentioned in an interesting October 1916 article in Sprague's Journal of Maine History written by Windsor P. Daggett. The article judges Shaw thusly:

His verse was indeed "unlernt," lamentably bad, worthless today, except that it indicates the isolation of mind and poverty of vision that was inevitable in those days of material and political struggle. Yet the "mournful songs" of Thomas Shaw supplied a demand of the time. Thousands of these "broadsides" were sold in Portland and in the numerous villages of Cumberland County. One song, at least, went into a second edition, and the "poet" must have found his writing profitable, selling thousands of his "Broadside Ballads" at six and a quarter cents a piece.

While poor in his skills, Shaw was rich in ambition, and poured out many of his dreary ballads for public consumption, including a couple of doozies, like:

  • "1819 March 17. Mournful Song, On a man and wife, who froze to death in one night, on Standish Cape, so called. This sheet has two black coffins printed at the top, but does not contain the author's name. It commemorates the death of Mr. Samuel Tarbox and wife who froze to death in the great storm of 1819."


  • "1808 August. On the Hanging of Drew. Shaw and his son went to Portland to see Drew hanged, and he records, in his journal, 'Aug. 27. While. I was at Portland I got a piece printed on Drew.'"


  • There is other ephemera on the Richmond's Island incident, as enterprising publishers no doubt smelled profits from miles away. Even today you can find items listed on Amazon that are relics of the event, such as An elegy on the distressing scene of the schooner Charles,: That was wrecked on Richmond's Island, near the entrance of Portland harbor, the twelfth day ... twenty two persons, sixteen of whom perished (The Saints) (Unknown Binding) S. Low, Son & Co (January 1, 1807).

    And the "Lydia Carter" thanked in the Icarus Witch liner notes can be none other than a misspelled Lydia Carver, as Gail Underwood Parker, author of It Happened In Maine (2004) writes:
    Look for the grave of Lydia Carver in a small, hidden Cape Elizabeth graveyard. She perished returning from a trip to Boston to purchase her wedding trousseau when the schooner, Charles, crashed and broke up on the foggy reefs off Richmond Island in Cape Elizabeth. Research the story of Captain John Deane’s 1710 shipwreck off Boon Island... and the survivors’ cannibalism! (Source)

    Wednesday, March 08, 2006

    More Walking Weirdness

    Another man-on-the-street sighting (or is it mutant-on-the-street this time?) by the folks at the West End News in the Dumpster section of the March 3-17 print issue.

    This time they've spotted a guy walking down Congress Street wearing a gas mask. Last time it was a guy in a straitjacket. Portland needs more of this.

    I myself have very fond memories of walking home to our old Brackett Street apartment with Tristan from Brendan Evan's shop, Strange Maine. I remember, it was a bright sunny summer day, or maybe it was early fall. At any rate, it was nice out, and we strolled along, Tristan with a mannequin torso under his arm, and... well, let's just say there was a very amused tourist couple somewhere back in Japan showing their friends a photo of this wonderfully strange sight.

    These things only really work when they are unplanned. We had been visiting with Brendan, and he offered us his somewhat the worse for wear mannequin torso (she is missing part of her nose and in general has a haphazard skintone). Apparently she was freaking his girlfriend out (as opposed to the giant furry spider that forms another staple of the store's customary decor, shown here). So we adopted her and gave her a new home. But we were on foot, so what other way to get her home than carry her, naked and worn? Yep.

    For many months she peeked out of the front window of our first floor apartment in front of the Reiche playground. Brendan's girlfriend wasn't the only one she freaked out. When the Time Warner guys came in to install our cable, after seeing her in the window, three of them came in, just in case.

    Tuesday, March 07, 2006

    Quad Circles in Brunswick

    I guess we all missed the Feb. 17 story in The Bowdoin Orient about strange circles appearing on the college's quad.
    A mysterious design in the snow appeared early this week on the Quad and left members of the Bowdoin community baffled as to how it got there. While some wrote it off as the work of student pranksters, others suggested that extraterrestrial forces might be involved.

    The large design consisted of three multi-colored concentric circles.
    The phenomena melted before an in-depth study could be undertaken.

    I especially like the part that says "alumni were able to monitor the situation remotely by accessing the Quad webcam on Bowdoin's web site." Was anyone monitoring the webcam when the circles were made? Has evidence been destroyed?

    Monday, March 06, 2006

    The Barnum of Maine

    Ezra Stephens, a storekeeper in Bryant Pond in the mid-1800s, managed to procure a trained bear and start his own circus in Western Maine. An unfortunately truncated 1953 article from Bandwagon describes his efforts to make himself "The Barnum of Maine," and credits him with originating the "bannerline" and the sideshow.
    Stephens proved himself a first-class showman in presenting this bear to the public, so he decided that the amusement world was his forte and commenced adding to his attractions. What to offer the public was never a problem with him, as he emulated the efforts of P. T. Barnum, and in the early years the attractions Barnum was exhibiting in his American Museum would find a counterpart in the Stephens' show.
    I knew from his gravestone in Bryant Pond that Stephens died July 6, 1899, but until today I wasn't aware of how he died. I ran across this item in a scrapbook kept by my great-great-grandfather:

    The article describing his death was not attached, so I can't say how Stephens managed to mistakenly drink wood alcohol. If he really was "The Barnum of Maine," I wonder if he charged admission.

    Friday, March 03, 2006

    Panoramic Freezyface


    Chris W and I went out to take photos in the freezing windy-ness (doesn't she look cold?) of Saturday February 19th. Brrr!!!

    We were trying out our new cameras, a couple of identical, plastic crappy Vivitar panoramic models. We love bad cameras. You never know what they are going to do. We wandered all over downtown Portland and wound up on the Portland Trails segment that runs alongside the narrow gauge railroad that you can access where India and Commercial Street meet. It was good.

    Here are some of the fruits of my labor. Hopefully Chris will get a chance to post hers soon too. Shown here are from left to right: the Portland Observatory on Munjoy Hill, a turret of the St. Lawrence Church also on the Munjoy Hill, and view of the bay from the Eastern Promenade. Up at the top of this post, over Chris' head, is one of the old brick buildings off of the trail around the Eastern Prom.

    Thursday, March 02, 2006

    A Warning about Jumping in Leafpiles


    From Ernest Dodge's excellent memoir Morning Was Starlight: My Maine Boyhood, comes this tidy little tale of man and cat. Dodge grew up near Ellsworth in the early 1900s, on the Bayside Road along Union River Bay, witnessing the dramatic changes in lifestyle that occurred in the first few decades of the 20th century as the world changed, and so did Maine.

    "My one experience with a bobcat was explosive. My family was taking one of our Sunday walks through the woods and I was running on ahead, boy-fashion, when I saw what looked like a nice soft pile of brush to jump into. Running down the wood road, I took a flying leap and pitched feet first into the middle of it. No sooner did my feet touch the brush than from beneath there came a wild sound like a screech from the damned and a gray streak burst out of the brush pile and disappeared into the woods. I had landed on top of a sleeping cat and startled him as much as he frightened me."

    Directly following this account, Dodge mulls over rumors of bigger cats in the woods:

    "One winter during the early twenties, speculation ran rife over the sighting of extremely large cat tracks by most of the local men. Apparently some varmint of unusual and spectacular size was roaming the forest. There was talk of Canada Lynx and of panthers.* This last was not taken seriously at the time for the panther was never common in New England. The beast was never seen, but since then panthers have been said, on good authority, to roam even farther east in some of the wilder regions of New Brunswick."

    *: panther meaning mountain lion, I believe.

    For those interested in Maine life, I highly recommend this book (available at the Portland Public Library's Burbank Branch on the shelf at 974.1/D644-P, or through interlibrary loan). It's quite well written, very straightforward, and in its arrangement of recollections by season it really suits the feel of Maine admirably.

    Tuesday, February 28, 2006

    Death, Flying Body Parts, and Insanity

    A look at the Portland newspapers from the mid-1800s reveal a very different idea of what was considered "State News". This column was filled with descriptions of accidental death, gossip, and proclaimations about the insanity of the deceased. While in the present day newspapers, details of death or personal information are politely couched in more palatable language, that was not the case in the 1800s.

    Here are a some dastardly items that appeared in the State News column of the Daily Eastern Argus newspaper during the years 1865 and 1875.

    "Mrs. Grace White, wife of Job White of Belfast, was killed in her husband's basswood mill last week by having her clothing caught in a shaft. Her head was literally torn from her body, by being brought in contact with the chimney near the shaft in its revolutions, and her lifeless reamins thrown over the circumference of ten feet." ( July 8, 1865. Vol. 33, no. 159)

    "The Biddeford Journal says that the marraige of a wealthy, retired shipmaster with his servant girl of Celtic origin, has created quite a tempest in a teapot among the gossips of the village referred to." ( July 11, 1865. Vol. 33, no. 161)

    "The Oxford Democrat learns that Miss T. Jane Grover, daughter of Deacon L. Grover of West Bethel, who commited suicide by hanging herself in the attic of her father's house, had been out of health and showed signs of sinsanity for some time previous." (October 7, 1985. Vol. 33, no. 286)

    "Frank Winship, a nine year old son of Enoch Winship, fell from a load team this afternoon. One of the wheels went over his head, crushing it and killing him instantly." (July 2, 1875. Vol. 43, no. 155)

    "Alton Hastings, engineer at Haley's mills, Bath , was caught by a nut on the main shaft Saturday forenoon, and completely stripped of clothing. He is delirious but it is hoped he is not fatally injured. No bones broken." (July 13, 1875. Vol. 43, no. 163)

    "On Tuesday last, while a young man named William Greenleaf, aged about 17 years residing in Litchfield, was handling a revolver, the firearm was accidentally discharged, the charge entering his left side just below the heart. He was only able to exclaim, 'I'm shot mother, farewell,' and died in a few minutes." (August 18, 1875. Vol. 43, no. 195)

    Maine's Dead Turning Green?

    Over at All Things Maine, Chris D reports that a Maine landowner is contemplating a very pleasant sounding alternative cemetery as use for her property in South Orrington.

    As of this morning, the article in the Portland Press Herald has generated 16 comments of various levels of response, from encouragement to vehement airing of opinions about "dead human shells" and land use.

    An example of comments:
    John of Portland said, "The thought of becoming wormfood is making me drool...BRING ON THE DECAY!!!!"

    Lisa of Hollis said, "I think the idea of any cemetary is absurd. Look at the earth and see just how little land is suitable for the growing of food that feeds the humans that insist on reproducing like rats. Where are these people supposed to live in the future? They can't build homes on the "sacred" land occupied by human waste that was left behind by ancestors they never even knew. What are we saving these bodies for? Wont we eventually run out of prime real estate to store them in after a while?"

    Rod of Augusta said, "I always wanted to be forest fertilizer. I don't think it matters to the dead."

    Here here. I think I'm with Rod.

    At any rate, this certainly pegs a clientele that is attracted to Maine in the first place -- folks that love the natural world and the peace it seems to bring, and people who are interested in doing as little harm to the land as is possible. Whether the burial costs stay reasonable remains to be seen as Ellen Hills works out a proposal for the business plan with the Funeral Consumers Alliance of Maine.

    Back in 1996, Memorial Ecosystems opened Ramsey Creek Preserve, the first U.S. green burial ground, and their burial costs seem to have remained fairly reasonable in the high-priced world of funeral arrangements. For more information, please see also the Green Burial Council's site.

    Update on "Maine" WICKER MAN

    Back in January, Chris D reported on the new remake of the famous "Wicker Man" movie, which is placed in Maine (although filmed in Vancouver). For those of you feeling out of the loop, it stars Nicholas Cage as a rosary and self-help tape bearing investigator who is allergic to bees (this will make only slightly more sense as the article goes on), and Ellen Burstyn as the leader of the now-matriarchal pagan society on the island.

    A September article in The Scotsman reveals more controversy than usual surrounding the remake. Some of the complaints include those from Robin Hardy, the director of the 1972 original, whose name was bandied about in a deluge of publicity material put out by the new production claiming him as their writer, when he has nothing to do with the new script at all.

    Some of the major complaints about the new film, in addition to the basic ones about its not being Scottish, and not being filmed in the place it's supposed to take place in, include some glances askance at the additional plot device of... (drumroll please)...

    A SWARM OF KILLER BEES!

    Yes folks, if you feel your movie needs more oomph, just send these sweeties in. Phhh!

    Will Wicker Man fever sweep Maine, despite the film's abject snubbing of us for use as an actual location? Already there is a band which has renamed itself the Wicker Man (formerly Here Be Dragons).

    Nicholas Cage was very pleased to play his part in the remake, because the original disturbed him greatly when he first saw it, and the impressions from the film lasted for weeks. He was introduced to the film by his friend, the late Johnny Ramone. (Source) Please note how confused he looks in this photo. This should allow moviegoers a sense of identification with his character as they too will most likely be terribly confused all through the movie.

    Local pagans have been heard to say, "They never will get the details right, will they? For one thing, it's volcanos where we throw virgins, not Wicker Men, and for another, it's virgin MEN, not young girls. And where's the giant crocodile? There is supposed to be a giant crocodile! Some anthropologists they are..."

    Sunday, February 26, 2006

    Loren Coleman in the news


    The Boston Globe has printed a good interview with Maine cryptozoologist Loren Coleman in its Magazine this Sunday. Coleman discusses the 20% of mysterious animal sightings that cannot be explained away -- the thing that keeps him going and keeps the lure of mystery strong. He also discusses his day job as a consultant at the Maine Youth Suicide Program, giving us a little seen glimpse of his everyday life. The piece also features a masterful photographic portrait of Coleman by Tanit Sakakini, taken for the Globe.

    In addition, Binnall of America has just posted over 100 minutes of interview audio with Coleman, available as MP3, podcasts, or streaming audio. This interview runs the gamut from Bigfoot to Chupacabra to suicide, predictions for 2006, to the background that drives Coleman in his studies.

    Saturday, February 25, 2006

    A 'Tremors' Sequel Filming in Maine?

    There's an AP story out today reporting mysterious events in Somerset County. House-shaking tremors were felt in Solon last week, and "in a 15-mile radius in Anson, Madison, Skowhegan and Norridgewock" a few days ago. It's been established that they weren't caused by earthquakes, quarry blasting, or Dumpsters falling off the back of trucks. Says County Emergency Management Director Robert Higgins, "It's just unexplainable, I guess."

    Thursday, February 23, 2006

    The Freak Carrot


    Good heavens, I do believe this is the strangest looking carrot I've ever seen.

    Dug out of Chad Allen's garden in Maine, 2005.

    Crikey!!!

    Hockey Pucks from Heaven


    Kittery... ahhh Kittery. Who knew you were home to such weirdness? The Gentle Wind Project, professing to be a beneficient organization fueled by Spirit World inspiration and energies, sells their "healing instruments" for a pretty penny. If you would like to see what is really inside one of their "instruments," there is a very nicely done concise expose of them by Dave Touretzky that will prove very educational.

    Mr. Touretzky thinks they look rather like hockey pucks, and whereas he has handled one and I've only seen photos you may find him a more reliable source, but gosh, they sure look like paperweights to me. However, Gentle Wind's site refers to them literally as "Healing Pucks," so I am shown to be misguided.

    Please note that, according to Gentle Wind's website, "The Instruments are organized from least to most expensive with such factors as level of involvement, support for this project and affordability defining their ultimate donation amount. All Instruments are completely effective for most people but NOT everyone. However, the Advanced Instruments requiring a higher donation also consume much greater research, development, design and manufacturing costs. That extra investment of time and energy translates into Advanced Instruments capable of penetrating deeper into the human auric structure and physical energetic system. All Instruments can be upgraded and are guaranteed to work for at least 3 years. "

    Wow, great, I was worried my paperweight was going to become obsolete and outmoded. Please note that the actual price of the instruments is no longer shown directly on the website.

    Another interesting point made by the site is that "clinical trials have been done and some of the results are on the Comments page of this website. In a few cases clinical trials were terminated because the investigators were overwhelmingly satisfied with the effectiveness of our technology and did not wish to deprive the control groups of the relief they found immediately with the experimental groups."

    I'm sure that every scientific study should be so lucky as to allow humane interests to interfere with the actual completion of proofs necessary to promulgate their findings in the scientific society at large.

    Whew, folks -- chalk another one up for the strangeness of Maine! For more information, please see the High Weirdness page about this whole shebang.

    Saturday, February 18, 2006

    Was Hannibal Hamlin a Zombie?

    Michael Femia at BunkoSquad has turned up some info on Hannibal Hamlin that might not be entirely true:
    August 2, 1923. Former VP Hannibal Hamlin, who served under Lincoln and died in 1891, is moved from his resting place in a Bangor, Maine, cemetery to an ancient Indian burial ground, for some reason. He instantly zombifies and starts attacking the townspeople before retreating into seclusion. Some people think that entire region of Maine is haunted, and there may be big bucks there for the storyteller who can put some of the grisly tales on paper. [Link]
    I can't confirm this story, but when I was a kid in Oxford County (in the next town over from Hamlin's hometown of Paris) I did hear one story about the Vice President. When he was an infant, he became ill and the local Abenaki healer, Mollyockett, was called in to consult. She administered a native remedy that saved the boy's life, giving him the chance to grow up and become zombified.

    Mollyockett was not a woman you'd want to cross. While passing by Snow's Falls in Paris during a storm, she stopped at a house there and asked for shelter. When she was refused, she laid a curse on the dwelling. The location has been cursed ever since, and even within my memory has been plagued by flood, fire and failure. The businesses that try to set up shop there are doomed to fail, but the current occupants have evidently embraced the site's history. If anyone cares to take the risk, it's situated on Route 26 in West Paris, just above the Snow Falls rest area.

    Thursday, February 16, 2006

    Weirdness by Request -- Now Available!


    Those of you who are in the know might like to know that the third installment of the Zero Unlimited BBS Archives is heading out shortly. Those who are not on my mailing list already (and if you are not sure if you are or not, or if you have moved), please email me with your address if you would like a copy, at msouliere AT meca.edu

    Join the fun as Mr. Freeman goes to Europe, and invokes his Law-Giver Wonka status, implementing Ape Law back at the office, including but not limited to: construction of an underground chocolate river with cheese quicksand pit at the end, Little Lord Fauntleroy Fop Friday, Bigfoot fight betting rings, wig wearing policy, the import of monkey parts for Wonka Monkey Powder development, the opening of a ZU hokeypokey, and many more unbelievable things. Trust us.

    In other news: brain is broken. Must quit job. have had Shoggoth on the Roof songs stuck in my head for two days now, including "ishy ishy fish" and "blub blub blub blub bloody bloody blub" lyrics from "If I Were a Deep One." very much wish to be at home watching "Clue" right now, or in studio making crazy art. More as events warrant.

    Wednesday, February 15, 2006

    In Memoriam Munster


    While on the topic of dearly departeds, I would be remiss to mention the passing on February 3rd of Al Lewis, a.k.a. Grandpa Munster. As posted in Chris D's All Things Maine, Al Lewis had substantial historic Maine connections, and spent a lot of time in Augusta as a high school basketball scout back in the day.

    Tuesday, February 14, 2006

    In Memoriam

    Sad news passed quickly through the grapevine Monday night, as we received word of the death of Geno D’Alessandro Sr., owner of Geno's.

    Over the years, Geno's lurked on Brown Street until recent gentrification of the area forced it out. Located now where The Skinny once was, and predominantly run by Geno's son JR, Geno's stands today as a veteran of the Portland underground world, and the longest standing music establishment of its type in Portland.

    Geno provided the facilities for Portland music to get as strange as it could be. Most of the time, he had a good sense of humor (except perhaps for the time when he was recovering from one of his horses kicking him in the chest back in the late 80s).

    At The Hive, we are glad that Geno got so much recognition this past year as he moved the location of his historic club, and was introduced as a prominent personality of Portland to so many more people before his passing.

    Here's to a Portland Legend -- long may his memory live on.

    More info is available at The Bollard.

    Photo by Michelle Souliere at last show in Geno's old location on Brown Street, March 2005. Pontiffs shown playing.

    Sunday, February 12, 2006

    Captain America the Cow

    Spotted on the road around Gorham/Standish-- a large plexiglass cow painted up like Captain America, being hauled on the back of a truck.

    Hope you all had a nice weekend. :)

    Wednesday, February 08, 2006

    Milo and its mysteries

    Well, I was poking around for strange Maine stuff as I always do, and ran across this very interesting bit on Matt LeClair's blog in mid-2005, and thought I'd share it with you kind folks. It has some interesting observations on Lands North of Portland.

    Strange Maine: Milo

    Straitjacket Brigade

    A hearkening back to the local sport of Intriguing Outerwear in Portland. Spotted in The West End News' "The Dumpster" section (my favorite part of that esteemed Portland publication):

    "Guy seen walking down Congress Street wearing a straight jacket..." (sic)

    May this also serve as notice (appropriately?) that The West End News is now online at thewestendnews.blogspot.com. Look Ma! We've got a new neighbor!

    Now if Strange Maine and WENews can start trading stories, we'll be having some good winter fun, I tell ya.

    Tuesday, February 07, 2006

    Bizarre Bird Occurrence

    Well, leaving aside the escaped pet birds such as the small blue parakeet that was flying around my old Brackett Street apartment several years ago, Maine has few occurrences of tropical birds.

    One such instance followed The Great New England Hurricane of September 21, 1938, a few days after which "a specimen of Phaethon lepturus catesbyi was found at East Winn, Penobscot County, Maine, about seventy miles inland."

    This bird is in fact a subspecies that is held up as one of the main wildlife characters of Bermuda, and has featured on their stamps repeatedly, the most recent being the August 2005 release of stamps depicting the island's most unique habitats. (see image, upper righthand stamp)

    To quote the Crown Agents Stamp Bureau:
    Bermuda’s Rocky Shores would not be the same without the White-tailed Tropicbird (Phaethon lepturus catesbyi). Locally called Longtail, this ‘harbinger of spring’ arrives in March to perform spectacular aerobatic courtship displays, and eventually to rear a single chick in cliff crevices, high above the tides. Both parents and offspring leave by October to spend the winter on the open Sargasso Sea where they feed mostly on squid.
    Mmm... squid.

    The event was documented in the April 1943 issue of the Auk, a natural history magazine of the day, by Arthur H. Norton, of the long defunct Portland Society of Natural History. Mr. Norton objectively explains his theories on how the bird was "driven before the gale to its doom," and remarks, "This appears to be the first instance in which this bird has been noted in Maine."

    For your further enjoyment, I present a photo of Portland Head Light during the 1938 storm backwash from the historic hurricane (known in some quarters rather flippantly as the Long Island Express).

    While I found no record of any damage done to the Head Light during that particular storm, note is made on the Portland Head Light history page of impressive marks left by later hurricanes:
    In February 1972 Coast Guardsman Robert Allen reported to the Maine Sunday Telegram that a storm had torn the 2,000 pound fog bell from its house, ripped 80 feet of steel fence out of concrete and left the house a "foot deep in mud and flotsam, including starfish." A wave had broken a window in the house 25 feet high.

    Another good Portland Head Light site I found is about the history of the Strout family as paired with the Head Light for over a century, in an account by John Strout on the Lighthouse Digest site. It is a tale of shipwrecks, watchfulness, foghorns, a flower garden, and lots of painting over the years.

    Saturday, February 04, 2006

    Two Hangings in Auburn

    Brian Bouchard at EarlyMaine.org posted a link last week to a list of 21 executions that occurred in Maine between 1644 and 1885.

    My own great-great-grandfather was present at two of these events—the hangings of Peter Williams and Abraham Cox. They had been convicted of murdering the captain, mates, and one other man aboard the brig Albion Cooper.

    The execution happened in the prison yard in Auburn, at eleven o'clock on the morning of August 27, 1858 (not 1860, as the list states), and was witnessed by 6,000 to 7,000 people, "of whom it is estimated that one quarter were women" [Kennebec Weekly Journal, Sept. 3, 1858].

    My great-great-grandfather, Lemuel Dunham, had turned 28 the day before, and came down from Hebron Academy to witness the hangings. "I saw those poor wretches launched into eternity," he would later write, "and it was a sight that I do not wish to witness again” [Oxford County Advertiser, Sept. 5, 1884]. The executioner was William K. Kimball of Paris, who subsequently committed suicide with a pistol.

    Coincidentally, a second man from my hometown of Greenwood—Octavus K. Yates—also played a part in the spectacle. He wrote a poem (actually lyrics, to be sung to the same tune as "Old Ironsides"). This he cleverly titled "Last words of Peter Williams and Abraham Cox, who were executed at Auburn, Aug. 27th, 1858, for the murder of the crew of the Brig Albion Cooper." A copy of his broadside now sits in the Library of Congress.

    Thursday, February 02, 2006

    Octopus Attack!!!


    In a strange twist of fate, a small group of Portlanders who ventured south to the wilds of Worcester, Massachusetts for the Rock and Shock Horror Convention/Music Festival back in October 2005 met an octopus in grisly battle. He was ferocious I tell you!!!

    The rampaging beastie was eventually subdued and subjected to a humiliating trophy photo shoot, which remains our only record of this strange historic event. Now christened Eugene Lovey (after H.P. Lovecraft), the octopod dwells at The Hive with us, where he lurks on the wall over our bed, after having been presented as a most glorious wedding gift.

    The octopus wranglers pictured are, from left to right:
    Tristan, Salli, Michelle, Lisa, Greg (below), and Peri (who named the beast).

    In perhaps an even stranger twist of the tale, Tristan and I visited his original intended home, Skull Kingdom, while on our honeymoon excursion in Orlando Florida.