No dancing with this clog

The Island Times reports in the "In Brief" section of its September 2006 issue the following news from Peaks Island:

There is an ongoing problem with the new public bathroom on Peaks Island getting clogged up, said Tom Fortier, the city's island/neighborhood administrator. The weekend of Aug. 26-27, the toilet was found clogged with rocks and seashells. "Hopefully this is not an act of sabotage, as it is just kids playing around," said Fortier. The bathroom was supposed to be fixed by Aug. 30. --David Tyler

We here at Strange Maine maintain that seashells are better than some other things it could have been clogged by...